Go On Girl, Get Down With Yo Bad Self
Damn, I must say there are truly some nasty ass, bold ass, bad ass bitches that walk amongst you, and please believe me when I tell you that’s a compliment and mean it in a good way. I’m honored to say I marched with a whole lotta them yesterday, in solidarity, putting up a united front, against hatred and petty meanness.
Personally, I did it for the three sisters, five nieces, 2 moms, and more aunts than I could shake a stick at,
(which, they don’t like having done to them…I know, I’m just as surprised as the rest of you about this one too),
whom I call my own, for all my friends, and all my students, present or future, who identify as being a member of the opposite sex.
Every last one of you who partook of yesterdays festivities, of which there’s more than a few of you, an estimated 2.9 million to be exact, or exact*ish, making it the largest protest in United States history…you all deserve to take a bow, or a curtsy, or give yourselves a bit round of applause. Better yet, pat yourselves on the back and I’ll applaud for you.
I wonder how that one ranks in the hierarchy of the Donalds neverending pissing contest…Anybody else think maybe he’s compensating for something?
He’s always talking himself and his numbers up, and how he’s the best and blah blah blah, I’ve heard it all before only done better, by someone with an actual personality, that how I got my sham-wow and this piece of shit blender, so with all disrespect, save it for another late night infomercial alright Donald?
Except, this time, he actually delivered as promised, adding his name did mean something, something big, potentially flirting with greatness.
Let’s Make Shit Great Again
To see that many people come together to make such a statement, so loudly had to be felt by him. There’s no way he didn’t hear us, didn’t see us, doesn’t fear us. For once, adding his name was all it took to do something amazing; though I find it more than a little ironic, that the just add trump recipe he keeps mentioning is actually for an anti-Trump and pro women rally, and I hear he’s not too fond of them, and we all know how fond he is of himself. Jokes on you good sir,….didn’t see that on coming did ya Donald?
It’s gotta sting, more than just a little to know the only thing people are confident in his ability to do is to eventually make a mess of shit. It’s only a matter of time before he does something dumb, and puts himself, his position, as well as our standing in the eyes of the rest of the world at jeopardy. We’re already the laughing-stock of the rest of the world, but at least yesterday stands as a beacon, offering hope, though just a glimmer, not all of us have gone off the deep end.
Let Us Break Down These Artificial Walls Which Divide Us:
Seriously though folks, if you were one of the women who put the pussy grabbin, bad hair havin, non diaper changing, duck face makin, sorry excuse for a human on notice, Bravo, well played. [golf clap], judging by their alternative facts routine the next day, I don’t think they were ready for, or expecting all of that.
[golf clap]judging by their alternative facts routine the next day, I don’t think they were ready for, or expecting all of that.
Judging by their alternative facts routine the next day, I don’t think they were ready for, or expecting all’a’dat .
The overall solidarity between movements on the day of the protest, was super encouraging, we need more of that!
We don’t want more walls built up between us, carefully separating the “us”, from the “them”, the “haves”, from the “have nots”, we will not see a return to nativist beliefs, turning our backs on the “American tradition”, which is one disproportionally shaped by people who did not originally call this land their home, I believe they’re called immigrants, no?
We don’t want any more gated communities, exclusive members-only clubs, any more racism, and sexism, and hatred, or private yachts and most importantly, and folks, this is the one of which we should constantly be reminding ourselves, and everyone else of; For these next 4 years, his ass, works for us, not the other way around and if he doesn’t shape up, it’s going to be yet another example of the universe’s cruel sense of humor (I kinda like it), when the nation says to him, “you’re fired”.
Isn’t it ironic? Dontcha think?
So hats off to all you bold beautiful bitches out there, and I use that word endearingly…and to all you fellow down ass, forward thinking fellers, Y chromosoners down for the cause, and willing to stand in solidarity; enjoy what was a momentous achievement. Shit, bask in it, you earned it, though only do so momentarily, for the hard work of changing this world into one that is”more round, less ugly, and more just”, to quote Paulo Friere, begins now, lest we lose this momentum.