Regardless of whether or not you voted the opposing party into office (no judgment, well not too much anyway, ok, you got me, maybe just a smidge), it’ll be tough to deny the great presence Obama leaves some pretty tough shoes for the President-“elect” to fill right away too. had that will now be void. His successor typically tries to fill said void
Just so long as he doesn’t attempt to fill the void left by Obama’s exit and lack of presence with more of his own…his presence is what I’m referring to in this case. It would just be nice to hear the void be filled with “goodness” and words like honey instead of the vitriol or venom we’ve grown accustomed to him spewing at us. Nothing more than (white noise I guess you’d call it…though I wouldn’t call it much of anything, late for dinner, a monkey’s uncle, or rumpelstilskin,, nor would I touch you with a 10ft pole. Something about it’s just, just grimy, trust me. h
I’m just including his farewell address here because who knows how long it will take Donald Trump to prepare and get ready for me personally, dd
I’m just including his Farewell speech here for my readers, if I still have any at least, because he truly will be missed….and who knows when we’ll see someone class up the office the way that he did. I’m unwilling to accept that 8 years of progress is now going to go up in smoke as a reign of blatant greed takes over. I hope my worries are as unfounded as they are unsettling.
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I’m glad theres at least one reporter who has a fucking brain these days and isn’t willing to just go along with whatever the Obama administration says should go, like the rest of the mainstream media that isn’t FOX News, at least.
The part he was just coming to at the end is really the most powerful and the most prescient portion of his argument and it’s what we are witnessing at the moment from the Obama administration and is something we will be forced to reconcile one way or another, especially considering how very little concern Obama has shown for his actions.
Until we show the Obama administration that we are not willing to just give up without a fight, and that we do not in fact condone it’s present course of behavior; then we should expect more and more and more egregious steps to be taken until the administration is met with some kind of response from us.
What’s your take on it? Do you think Obama is justified in doing something like that? Or do you think he has his head in the political sand and essentially has absolutely no idea whats going on in the first place?
You Remember How Every Year We Have This Very Blah, Very Very Vanilla Dinner For The Correspondents;
But For Some Reason, This Year One Sarah Palin Took Offense For Whatever Reason And Raised Something Of A Stink In The Process
Good, hold that thought;
That video above was one of the “offending” culprits; from this most recent White House Correspondence Dinner; I must say, I’m somewhat stumped on this one…. I know it’s not the only skit that was shown during the course of the dinner; but I just can’t see anything wrong with it, like at all.
While I’ll admit I hardly watched any of the most recent installment of this awkward dinner for awkward people, lovingly dubbed “nerd prom”, I feel fairly certain there wasn’t much going on in terms of the “edge” factor.
There exists a fairly well established modicum of respectfulness where while the line gets flirted with it’s never crossed; which is why the former Governor of Alaska’s response to it seemed so bizarre.
I’m Confident It Was Uneventful and Awkward; Just Like The Last One & Every Other One Before It
Yet, for some strange reason; as I mentioned before, Sarah Palin decided that now was as good a time as any for a wig out moment of epic proportions.
Oh the humanity! This is the last straw!
I can’t stand this stupid “nerd prom”, it’s a waste of time;
but only when I’m not invited; when that happens it’s actually quite funny.
She was wound up SO tight and seemed so passionate about it when she used the term “ass clowns” to describe those in attendance, I had to make sure it wasn’t the porn star that played Sarah Palin in the movie “Nailin Palin”; doing a double take.
Why else would the former Governor of Alaska only show this moral indignation over the practice right now? More importantly, how did she settle on “ass clowns”?
What could possibly have offended her so much as to draw such “wit” from such an unwitty person?
Could they really be jilted lovers and the reason shes upset be she wasn’t invited; she wanted to be Obama’s ass clown too?
[duh duh duh! and the plot thickens]
I thought that maybe for at least a second, it really was her in that porno that came out bearing her name and likeness right around the time of the campaign; “Nailin Palin” I believe the name was; [shrug]
It was lookin like all she needed was “Obama“, or at least a kinda sorta look-a-like; a few cameras;
then it’s lights camera action!
That must have been where the potty mouth came from, right?
Sadly enough, my investigation informed me my theory was wrong. Palin and the pornstar from “nailin Palin” are not one and the same; the porn star is still currently employed.
On A More Serious Note:
At least she’s taken something akin to the back burner for herself lately; been able to keep her stupidity relatively cordoned off via a precautionary quarantine.
No need to dumb up everyone else’s otherwise perfectly healthy polluted air on her account now is there?
This approach is in stark contrast to the mistaken hands off approach during her failed VP bid in ’08, operating under the belief “how bad could she possibly be?”
It turns out if we had tried to answer that rhetorical question, the answer would have been pretty fuckin bad man.
dumb shit she said in ’08, still haunts us to this day, threatening our continued survival; or ability to learn anything new from this point on; and that’s not factoring in any random words of “wisdom” she’s offered the world since then; like the recent rant about the correspondents dinner (it was about time someone stood up to those “ass clowns” and their annual dinners; it’s only so obvious they’re at the root of our problems….).
Sadly, it wasn’t just those coming into direct contact with her stupidity who began to notice the effects;
In offering her an open Mic and a podium to stand on, we ensured the effects would be felt far and wide;
Shit Went Viral
Before the sequester was even a glimmer in Paul Ryan or Eric Cantor’s maniacal eyes; Sarah Palin promoted deep and long lasting reductions; they were just of our standards.
At an alarming rate, many American‘s can do nothing more than sit and watch themselves lose more of their brain function with each passing hour; not just the typical television induced brain rot either; this is something else.
Hour by hour they stand helplessly by as the lose more and more of their brain function through no fault of their own; they’ve been victimized, by the steady influx of Sarah Palin’s retarded ass comments.
Unfortunately, knowing it is not themselves to blame for their leaky and shrinking brain. It would appear that we have a first rate case of second hand dumb, (also known as “contact” dumb); in fact it’s the worst one ever recorded.
Once you’ve contracted it, the knowledge it wasn’t your own stupidity so much as your general vicinity to the stupidity of others that damned you won’t be a comforting thought.
I’d imagine it still feels pretty fucked up; kinda like getting lung cancer when you’ve never smoked in your life, but slightly less fucked up on a scale of 1-10 .
I think both parties can agree on something for once; they’ve both adopted the catchphrase “friends don’t let friends get second hand dumb”
On a personal level, I do kinda gotta giver her props for using the term “ass clowns” not only in a complete sentence, but outside a fraternity setting (But I also have something of a potty-mouth as well, routinely making truckers blush).
Well played Palin, well played; now if you could only work on your likability, you wouldn’t have to dish these jabs from the political sidelines along with the rest of yesterday’s news.
This is a point in our history that we will look back on as coming to define our course of action for the foreseeable future. Where we go from here will determine whether we right ourselves or expedite the sinking process; either way, our ship is failing, it’s up to us and our immediate actions to determine the outcome
We now face a moral dilemma of the highest order, a crisis of conscience as we struggle to recognize something already well-known to the rest of the world. It is us and not Al Qaeda, the Taliban or Iran that is the largest terrorist organization in the world; the United States government and what it represents.
We also struggle to in our treatment of those being illegally detained at Guantanamo Bay, which is apparently still open and ready for business, of the shadiest variety; Obama’s punch drunk campaign promises to close this blight upon our nation, renouncing everything it had stood for under Cheney and Bush continues to this day; undeterred and uninhibited.
This is the very same place where our best and brightest went to fight against terrorism and the threat of it spreading; water-boarding and torturing those they suspected as terrorists in search of answers; becoming that which they sought in the process yet never suspecting themselves.
There’s no such thing as necessary evil when in the service of good, that’s just what those that let evil into their hearts tells themselves; having become wolves in sheep’s clothing, the devil’s in the detail.
As of now, the majority of the 166 prisoners left at Guantanamo are known not to be guilty of being anything…other than shit outta luck; sorry, our apologies, better luck next life, but thanks for playing.
Having this knowledge in front of them, that they’ve been pursuing the wrong angles, torturing the wrong people and that innocent men remain incarcerated, the CIA operates with all the blazing fast speed of your common slimy garden creäture, giving a whole new meaning to snail mail…..
Despite his emphatic claims made while punch drunk adoration and the roar of the crowd, Obama opened his mouth and let whatever wanted to come out, to come out. Having shown his true colors after re-election, I already feel like asking for a refund on a purchase not yet 6 months old. Despite his beset efforts to keep the stickiness that is the situation we now face at Guantanamo, Obama will soon come to realize he will be forced to face it one way or another;
Like the prisoners, escaping this troublesome situation is not an option.
Still subjected to the inhumane and degrading treatment at the hands of their captors as they had in the beginning, despite it being general knowledge they almost certainly have no ties to any terrorists, many of the prisoners have gone on hunger strike until they gain basic human rights and are once again treated with dignity;
A Government Acting Without Reason
Unfortunately judging by the lack of government response or change in the guards actions, most sources familiar with the situation are in agreement that dignity will come to them on the other side; eminent deaths related to the strike are now highly likely.
Rather than meeting their basic demands, medical people will have them forcibly restrained as a feeding tube gets shoved down their throat and they are left tied to their bed, only to have the process repeated the next morning. This brutal treatment only increases the amount participating in the strikes, now totaling 92, over one half, ensuring the medical staff to be overworked n attempting to prevent the deaths from happening.
This situation bears a good deal of resemblance to one faced by former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with 9 IRA members being held in captivity that went on hunger strike until they were recognized as being political prisoners and not being held on the pretense of criminal charges; it never happened, Margaret Thatcher watched those 9 men and women starve to death and didn’t bat an eye about it…..even gaining a begrudging respect for them in the process for having done it. .
Do You Feel Lucky? Well Do Ya Punk?
Unfortunately for him, Obama can ill afford to go this route. Unlike Thatcher who at least had some semblance of a reason for holding the IRA members on at least trumped-up criminal charges, Obama can no longer even produce those to prove our continuing to hold them.
Also, when combined with the empty pledge to have already closed the base by now, and in light of the recent reports that the Boston bombing was in fact motivated by retaliation for our wars in Afghanistan and Iraq which we’ve devastated and terrorized through a campaign of indiscriminate bombing; leaving with little other than death and destruction to show for our efforts in the region aside from massive body counts and guilty consciences.
Unless he makes a stand and does the right thing for these people who have been held captive without any opportunity to legally clear themselves, subjected to various forms of torture and god knows what else; unless he does right by them, he is invited yet another Boston or worse by saying our nation is filled with Hubris and believes itself above the law, international or otherwise;
The more Obama uses tries to hide from it or deny it, the more he says we resemble nothing like a nation that stands for something; like his nobel peace prize he did not earn; we are for nothing.
In a stunning twist of irony, these prisoners stand to do the United States more damage by virtue of being incarcerated than they could ever have potentially done on the outside before or after having been made a part of this terrorist summer camp.
Unlike the bomb or their bomb plots which were a fictive, byproducts of our over-active collective imaginations, these prisoners now can do us more harm by giving up their lives peacefully while incarcerated;
dying on the hunger strike, damning us far more in the eyes of the world, even our own people wouldn’t be able to look at government the same after something like that. Revealed once and for all time, the it’s hypocritical existence filled with contradictions.
The whole world is watching President Obama, and our actions or inactions on this matter can have even the most dire effects on our own citizens, inviting domestic terrorism where there had previously been none as the events in Boston has shown us.
No longer do these United States enjoy an unlimited free pass for our actions; our policies and our actions elsewhere have consequences, some of which we may not like new concepts made aware to the American conscience no longer possessing the automatic ability to stay so blissfully ignorant to the atrocities undertaken by our very own government and their potential effects on them, and on us.
No more empty promises
No more blank checks
No more government sponsored terrorism in the name of any cause
No more blindly endorsing the empty rhetoric of our president or the atrocities actually behind them, undertaken by our own government, in all our own names.
From this point on, nobodies innocent at this stage in the game there’s blood on all our hands.
Below I’ve listed some good articles about what’s going on with the hunger strikes Give them a look and Let me Know What the word is!!!
Obama sure talked a big game in ’08 , slightly downsized in 2012,
Obama 2.012 was with its original luster…it was also a campaign I was a small part of hoping to practice what I preached;
But the whole campaign something for me just felt, well, it just felt kinda off….
What should have been clue #1
No longer was he promising change; government cooperation, transparency, and efficiency; a more open and available presidency where the president could make a complete sentence, a president in touch with the will of the common person, not the corporate personhood, repatriation of our fugitive civil liberties…. hmmmmm I wonder
Not really being totally gung-ho about Obama especially his foreign policy, and knowing it would be the same under either, I made what I felt was the least shitty of two shitty choices, opting to take what I could get in the form of his domestic social policies vs. their non-existence under Mitt Romney. It’s only a few months into his last and final lame duck term, and I’ve got the strong feeling I chose wrong
The truth is, aside from his oratory, which is still good, but not great; certainly ranking much higher than Bush’s, he’s failed to deliver on any of these promises. Lately even his speeches have been coming up short, and falling flat and seem if anything empty, and lackluster.
Is It Time For Tough Love?
Despite having supported him on election day of ’08, and the campaign of 2012 as an intern, I have to show some tough love right now, because theres nothing I hate more than a fucking liar.
I’ve had it!
It’s not me, it’s you; let me tell you why:
No more passes, no more silence, no longer will I allow my subconscious to ignore your repeated human rights abuses, persecution of web sites internet activists and whistle-blowers, or your escalation of the drone war and War on Terror.
The belief that it’s alright if, “they’re a son of a bitch, but they’re our son of a bitch” is both mistaken, and flawed. Just as it was when we applied it to brutal dictators willing to bow to US interests; Ngo Diem, Mubarrak, or Sadaam & Bin Laden; It’s flawed in the here, and the now.
If you were really “my guy” you would not be making empty promises you have no intention to deliver on. I wouldn’t be forced to make the least shitty of two shitty choices, forced to wipe and wash up afterwards either way….
You would be about that change you so clearly stated you wished to bring, boutty-bout it, but instead;
You’ve become just another political hack and a crony.
the only difference between yourself, and a career politician, is you’re not any good at it; obviously having no political leverage or capital as your failure to secure your agenda on gun control and the budget (sequester) make evident to us. You fail to be effective at pushing for legislation many people actually want in the Senate with it’s Democrat majority, let alone the Republican House….
Your failure to do so despite the tragedy at Sandy Hook, yet the ease with which you took away or “suspended” our miranda rights in the wake of the bombing at the Boston Marathon has been most enlightening……. and appears to be your MO, your modus operandi.
You wouldn’t refuse to release the prisoners from Guatanamo, many of whom we have long known are not terrorists, to their rightful homes, having been unlawfully imprisoned and tortured for over 10 yrs…….
You wouldn’t have kill lists or claim to have the power to kill US citizens overseas with drone strikes…..
You also wouldn’t persecute anyone bringing it from the darkness of shadow into the light, by putting it online, speaking about it publicly, or otherwise making it available for the American people to find……
Far from the shire, you now sit atop Mt.Doom gazing at the fire, finally able to destroy the one ring….and you can’t do it, placing it snugly back upon your finger, fading away into invisibility, just like the you I thought we’d once come to know.
No longer are you behind those ideals and beliefs as myself as you once were, or claimed to be. A born again Christian, only in reverse; its like you became a Jehova Witness goin door to door to spread the word on nights and weekends.
Keep that gospel, drink your bullshit and your lies down with that Jim Jones Kool-Aid for all I give a fuck;
Just stuff it.
Your failure to enact any meaningful legislation, or to step above the fray and carry yourself with honesty and dignity in addressing the American people, your secrecy, half-truth, white lies and those of the bold faced variety have taken their toll on me, and on all of us for that matter.
The only transparency you’re concerned with is the ability to carry out an agenda and it’s policies so transparent nobody else can see it. The only rights are those you take away and give to the executive branch of government so you may better remain within the shadows, safely invisible while wearing the ring you once wished to destroy and now adore.
The only problem is, you’re not Tolkien, this is not “The Lord of the Rings” and there is no Gollum saving you from your poor choices and ultimate frailty of your will; There are no Elven ships to take you from these shores to Vallinor to save you from the burden of your choices it was a fictional fantasy;
There’s just us,
For you to restore your faith to me, to us, all you must do is make good on those words you speak, as opposed to them being merely empty words. That is the true measure of a man and where you consistently come up short. Until you honor your word as your bond, until you become worthy of the Nobel prize you won, until you step from the shadows, bringing your actions clearly into the light-as they should be, until you stop using the justice department to unjustly persecute those who embarrass you by telling people the truth you’re unwilling to tell; you are not a leader, or a man.
It appears that that somebody forgot everybody’s watching when you’re online….
Michigan Republican Mike Rogers reportedly made a boo-boo on his twitter page, luckily for us, a fine denizen of the internet was kind enough to scoop up a clear shot for us. This is it down below.
I don’t know about you, but to me, that looks pretty damning.
There’s Nothing Worse Than A Poor Winner;
Really, there honestly isn’t. When you’re having your ass royally handed to you, as we obviously are by our politicians; the last thing you want to hear is them gloat about it. I’d like to think that for the most part I know how to lose with style and grace, minus the occasional exception that’s bound to happen at some point. But this, gloating, is something that will instantly send me over the top. It’s like he’s doing an end-zone celebration; except those were actually kinda funny, they didn’t make me sick in the stomach.
What’s It To Him If We Want Our Privacy Online Over CISPA: He Still Gets Our Check Anyways.
Regardless of what these politicians do while they hold their elected office, the one we elected them to on the first place, they get paid. The more arbitrary and nonsensical the matter, the better, far less likely to end up being settled. As a whole, the class of havenots are beginning to be treated as second class citizens by our very own government… What good will any of those rights we squabbled and we fought for so long and hard have be to us if we never stand up and use them? What good is free speech when you remain silent? Silence is the same as consent. I’ve already talked in some detail about why the government should have the ability to look through our digital belongings online when it can’t do the same physically? The FBI had trouble enough without all of the digitization to worry about, having a history for pursuing it’s own agenda in how it enforces the law, a fact that is proven again and again throughout history.
And this was before there was any potential bribe involved which is just effed up to a whole different level. It goes to that whole being a sore winner again. …. Instead of getting dejected or repeating things I left better said earlier, I issue a challenge instead
Are we capable of doing what’s necessary?
Be The Judge, Be the Jury; But Stay The Execution:
It is ultimately left to us to decide his fate for his transgressions; and by that, I mean those of you in Michigan, of course. If he’s your representative recall him, or help to put up national pressure on him and the rest of government until it becomes too much for them to deny, or to bear. If we opt to look the other way during this glaring example of political graft run rampant; will we ever?
Are we always going to sit back and wait for these politicians to uphold their end of our bargain (Obama‘s civil liberties track record is perfect example) before we make them? We can’t sacrifice our interests or put them on hold because of things like election seasons or political expediency; election or not, difficult or not; we still pay them, and therefore, they still represent us.
Are we gonna end up as one of those “my lawyer fucked me” cases in Shawshank?
Please, I urge you to read this op-ed piece from one of the current Guantanamo hunger strikers currently protesting their treatment as well as their continued detention in Guantanamo despite Obama‘s empty promises that he would see the facility closed within first year of office, or the overwhelming lack of any evidence linking the majority of them to anything even remotely resembling terrorism, or quasi-terrorists.
After reading this, I’m deeply saddened because I’m forced to wonder how long that will be the case about their beliefs and their intentions towards us. I would imagine it becomes pretty hard to hear someone no ill will when they had you held captive for the last decade.
I’m not really sure how it is that we, as Americans can continue turning a blind eye to the deplorable actions our government undertakes in our name and in the name of “liberty” “peace” or “democracy”; as if simply remaining silent about it absolves us of the guilt we share for enabling and endorsing it through our silence.
How many more have to die before we are willing to accept the basic premise that all other people’s, religions, and cultures of the world and we can’t forget “races” are equally deserving of the human dignity and respect we would expect for ourselves? Why is it such a simple lesson most of us would or have taught our children fall upon deaf ears when it reaches our leadership?
We create our own environment in this world and it can either be one of peace, prosperity and respect for other human beings if for nothing else our shared species; Just think of what amazing things we could get done if we would just focus on increasing the peace and focusing our efforts and our energies within for the time being; both nationally as well as individually, we’re long overdue for it!
We can’t be so quick to dismiss tactics not tried yet; especially when they’ve been met with such great results in the struggles of others.
I really think we made this as clear as we could possibly make it for them, since obviously they are grasping at coming to terms with the fact that we just aren’t that interested and for some strange reason they just don’t understand why we don’t think CISPA sounds like a very bright idea. I would rather put my testicles in a blender set to high for 20 minutes only to have every single one of my ex girlfriends there to volunteer to act as my nurses; at the same time. If that doesn’t say count me the fuck out, I don’t know what does…
I’m not sure how everyone else is taking the whole needing to go over this with the Government and their Justice Department cronies, but personally I’m beginning to feel suffocated by their neediness on this subject. Anything past occasionally having to repeat myself and the boundaries of our relationship and I get the sudden urge to run for the hills as fast as I can. Talk about a stage 5 clinger…
How much clearer must we make it that our digital lives are a no-fly zone (not that those have worked well for Pakistan so far…), it might have been cute or endearing the first time they asked and we said no, but honestly, now its just getting fucking annoying. Its about time they got up out our virtual kool-aid and started going to therapy or anger management classes or something like that.
I feel like the FBI is turning out to be one of those ex’s you knew was gonna be clingy and would in all likelihood blow up in your face at some point only to say fuck it, holding on for dear life and enjoying as much of the ride as you can. Now it feels like we’re faced with being at that point where they’ve way overstayed their welcome in your personal space and aren’t taking no for a reason like this is let’s make a deal or some shit.
Despite their adamant claims of not being interested in you at all, you come to find out they’ve been campin out on your Facebook, your Twitter, and your Google+ accounts and who knows what else….skipping straight over the whole socially awkward cyberstalker Mark Zuckerberg thing and going straight for full on pervert creepo about to be unwittingly caught in a sting on To Catch a Predator.
Heres a novel approach, if the FBI, or any other government organization would like to know something about what exactly it is that is going on in our digital lives; they should try asking. Obviously they aren’t past that whole stage where you have your friends find out when someone is interested in you or not because the mere thought of talking to them scares you shitless. This is usually done via cutesy notes that folded like an origami ostrich and adorned with the all important checkboxes that need to be filled out and returned in order to decipher its meaning; all because you hadn’t hit puberty yet, or finally made it to high-school or whatever the case may be, I really just don’t give a fuck.
Now you’re faced with the unpleasant prospect of changing your phone number and moving or obtaining a new identity cause they just had to make shit awkward and turn out to be that crazy one everyone everyone has heard horror stories about from one friend or another, only now its your problem… great, just fuckin great…. smh…what else could go wrong…
Just for future reference ya G men of the world out there snoopin around, I’m pretty sure that Daniel Craig playing the fictional character of James Bond already has the whole cloaks and daggers thing on lock; whatever it is you’re playing at, its giving off a strong creeper vibe, like of the charts strong. I would recommend getting a life of your own to pick apart and some form of court appointed therapy to remedy that, at least until the voices stop….
Fresh escaped from the loony bin, body snatching aliens have taken control of Congress, or something like that.
Once thought to be sane and responsible as they were running for office; As the debate intensifies, members of Congress have resorted to drastic measures indeed. Aside from sequestration, tantrum throwing has reached epidemic proportions resulting in mass “un-invitings” from birthdays…..
I Wish I Could Say This Was Far From The Mark
Butt It’s Not:
I can’t help being disgusted at the state of what we call “politics” these days. we can’t seem to agree on anything (aside from the obvious fact that whatever they’re doing, they’re doing wrong) let alone pass any legislation. It makes me what goes on behind the scenes, away from prying eyes, and listening ears….. I’ll bet they just look at each other…..just look……and stare….emptily, watching for the paint dry in each others minds. It seems like we can’t pass any legislation, not even the Violence Against Women Act is being actively resisted for making the mistake of covering too many women in it.
NEWSFLASH: WOMEN WHO ARE NATIVE OR LGBT OR BOTH DO EXIST!
You can’t just creationism them out of your text-books like you did evolution.
We now sit at a political impasse; the budgets are due to be cut, and drastically; with seemingly little or no preparation.
The people in government these days are waaaay to busy playing a heated game of blame the other guy for thoughts like small business or the economy to occupy their mind. Is that the game where you just stare at each other until one person blinks, or do I have it confused with something else?
Have we really become so bloated with government largesse and excess that our leaders blankly stare at budget documents dumbfounded like they were taking an advanced calculus test? RHETORICAL QUESTION
No need to answer, the answer is yes. When combining this with their tendency for a good tantrum, it makes for a whoooooole lotta nothin! and plenty more where that came from. They aren’t the Do Nothing Congress for Nothin
no no it is you who is sitting on your bum! AHA! Take that you dastardly devil, I’m rubber and YOU are GLUE!
Wow, aren’t we in such great hands….I’m not worried about this sequester business the slightest!
That’s really such a great example of family values, from the leader of family values party for you. It must be an audible in the parents play-book. If you see that your child has gone into a Grocery Store defensive package, and you expect to receive heavy pressure by way of a tantrum, you fake left, then right and then when you see an opening, you meet it head on!
Scream louder and longer than them, a war of attrition until finally the capitulate to your will! Any of you parents out there go ahead and let me know how that one works out for ya’.
We’re the grocery store employee….just smiling and nodding, too polite and nice to say anything but the whole tantrum we’re secretly thinking;
“somebody shut that kid up” or “Would you two just shut that kid the fuck up already”
Thou Shalt Turn The Other Cheek; And By That I Mean Butt-Cheek:
His emphasis on the posterior was funny on many levels. At one point I believe there was even a photo-op for Boehner’s oft neglected tushy where he made a solemn vow to a worried American public that he wouldn’t be getting off his until Democrats had struck first, even going so far as being seen he was seated comfortably in his chair when he next met with the press (he must not have wanted to catch a bum rap). And point goes to Boehner for originality.
When you consider the way small business owners, the middle-class, and the american worker were each sloganeered by both parties during the election cycle, I wonder how much consideration he gave before sliding behind them and sticking his president Johnson in their unsuspecting you know what….raw-dog with no lube
This is how I’d describe the Govt. fucked us, also leading me to believe at some point they must have done time…. in their you know where crack raw-dog with no lube and then bailed makes me think that at some point, he must have served time. Lets hope I’m wrong….
But it won’t matter if I’m right, despite the obvious joke that is our government or knowing we need and deserve better